Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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