i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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