So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
