You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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