Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
where are my pants?
in the oven.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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