I hate your face
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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