I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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