Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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