my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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