Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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