How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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