I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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