Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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