i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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