i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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