i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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