can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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