is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What did we do last night that was yellow?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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