it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think people are normalizing furries
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
