Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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