He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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