There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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