he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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