Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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