Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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