I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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