HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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