idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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