Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.