Its about making memories worth repressing
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"