why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16