Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.