I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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