i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You can't special order awesome
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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