we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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