i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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