what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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