careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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