I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
