problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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