yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's just like the Real World with babies
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
