i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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