Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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