I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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