have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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