I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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