come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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