therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Ladies don't puke and tell
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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