Dual....:-)
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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