i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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