I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
NoShamevember. You game?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
wow bdsm is so cute
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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