Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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