Where is the hickey?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize