why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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