Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo