all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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