We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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