she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Are we still banned from the library?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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