she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
