His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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